Just a little something

I've never done this whole blogging thing but I've decided why not. My name is Andrew and I currently like in the sweaty athlete's foot of the US: Provo, UT. Thank the maker I am not from here I am from Puyallup, WA. But, I like to think I am from Chicago where I was born. Everything I love in life is from Chicago Bears, Cubs and Bulls except my wife who is from Cheyenne, WY. Her name is Bobbi and that is very important to my life that I let everyone know that she is a she. Whenever I am talking about people and they don't know Bobbi is a she they always give me a weird look because Bobbi could also be a male. For example, I was talking to my best friend at work and I said "Bobbi and I were lying in bed together..." and "When Bobbi and I were in the shower....." I could tell this guy was a little uncomfortable. He looked at me very concerned and asked me, "Ummm, is Bobbi a female?" So, one could see the confusion that happens with not explaining this before hand. 

I am currently a student in waiting. I was going to school at University of Washington but then came down here temporally and 6-months later here I am still. I am a PR major and hoping to go get into law school. I don't want to be a lawyer because I am a horrible liar, just a sports agent so I can apply what I enjoy to my career. I love sports and everything about them even when A-Rod admits to steroids just so he can fit in with all the other Yankee players. I really think it's so he can look like the man in the relationship w/ Derek Jeter. As you could also see I can't stand Boston and New York teams except for when Boston plays the Yankees teams then I go put on my vintage Red Sox's hat and act like I've lived there my whole life. 

Nerdy is just one of the many words to describe my self. I love comic books, video games and Star Wars. I'm not ashamed, probably because I don't have to go on a first date ever again. Usually when I did I would tell the girl that I loved welding and four by-ing. Chicks love guys who do man things. A lot of this blog will have to do with these things minus welding and four by-ing because I don't like when my hands get dirty, so enjoy.

I am the youngest of six kids and love being the youngest. Let me just say I never had the same rules as my other siblings. I'm man enough to admit to that. I wasn't supposed to be the youngest. Let's just say I'll never take a second honeymoon. My siblings are my best-friends. I don't think that any other family laughs as hard as mine does when we get together. My dad is the coolest old guy I have ever met. I learn more and more each day I am exactly like him and it makes me laugh. My mom is thee coolest old lady in the world. To describe what kind of women she is and what kind of dad my dad is I have to tell a story. One year for mother's day my dad got my mom a hammer and that was it. Most women would be upset by this but, not my mom she was stoked. My mom does the maintenance and my dad runs the garden.

I am faithful member of the LDS church if you couldn't figure that out from the "I live in Provo" line. On the other hand I am very liberal and that drives Mormons insane in Utah. If you don't believe me try having a different opinion than one of them and then you would understand. I served a 2-year mission in Korea and keep up with the language everyday. That is because I work at Nuskin and have to talk to angry Korean women everyday. I never thought I would learn the word for menopause.

Well in the future blogs I will rock your minds with knowledge and ridiculous stories. I also hope everyone will enjoy my horrible grammar and typing skills. Until the next time....